Punches Sister-In-Law One Day Too Early
Lafayette, Ind. (UPI) – Homer Kelly punched his sister-in-law in the nose a day early.
City Judge Ed Keating told Kelly that if the case had come up on St. Patrick’s Day, he might have been tempted to go easy. As it was, Kelly was fined $10 and costs.
Source: Punches Sister-In-Law One Day Too Early, Cumberland Evening Times, Cumberland, Maryland, 17 March 1961, p. 13.